Normal people count from 0 to 9 like you and I do right?
Well in my neck of the woods…AKA work…we count a little differently.
Allow me to introduce the international way of counting.
Zero is actually Year-O
One is actually Fun or Won
Two is actually Chew
Three is actually Tree
Four is actually Floor
Five is actually I’ve
Six is actually Sex – I kid you not!
Seven is actually Heaven
Eight is actually Ate
and Nine is actually Mine.
Yup I kid you not! This is EXACTLY what I have to deal with at work.
Why? Well ya see I work with a lot of
different people and people of all different races and ethnicities. Never a dull moment!
Like yesterday there was a container that came off a ship at the pier that is right next to mine that was full of stowaways. You can read about that HERE! You can bet your bottom dollar that Customs had a field day with that.
All I gotta say it thank GOD tomorrow is Friday! I am so ready for the weekend again!