Now that #babybigtruck is officially a toddler and now can interact and “talk” back with me I have found myself saying some really wacked out things. Some of them are down right comical and some of them make me stop, scratch my head, and think to myself did I really just say that? I’ve been keeping a list of random, crazy and funny things I have said to her and today I will share that list with you.
**Get your hands out of your butt. I do not know why but toddlers or at least my toddler likes to stick her hand down her diaper and touch her butt. If anyone can explain this great mystery to me that would be great. Thanks!
**Don’t wipe your boogie there! Another great toddler mystery is picking their nose and wiping it anywhere but on a tissue. I’ve seen her wipe her boogie on her shirt, on her pants, on my shirt and on my pants. Thanks kid!
**Pick me a winner kid! Keeping with the boogie picking sometimes when I catch her picking her nose I will encourage her and cheer her on. Parenting at it’s best right?
**#babybigtruck do you want to put some clothes on? Because any toddler will say yes to putting on clothes right?
**#babybigtruck makeup primer is not underarm deodorant. Most mornings when I am getting myself ready #babybigtruck is usually sitting on the counter in the bathroom with me playing with anything she can get her hands on. The other day she got a hold of my makeup primer took the top off pulled up her shirt and tried to put it on as deodorant. Good try but wrong product.
**Do you want to sleep with Bob and Kevin? As soon as this came out of my mouth I immediately thought to myself if anyone heard me say this they would probably think I was out of my mind unless they knew that her sheets were of the Minions. Bob and Kevin the Minion. Not Bob and Kevin the human. Oh my!
**#babybigtruck do you want to go to bed? Because any child let alone toddler will say yes to this right?
**Elmo is on vacation. Because as a mother or a father you can only listen to Elmo’s World so many times.
Good stuff right? Let’s see what other crazy things I can say to her between now and the time she moves out. What crazy things do you say to your toddler? Please tell me I am not the only one!