#babybigtruck is 2 and I’ve caught myself saying some random things to her. When I think of it after a winner comes out of my mouth I try to jotting them down so I won’t forget them and today I have some of the random things I’ve said to my toddler
Lets start with the one thing I am sure every parent asks their child, why are you crying? Ya know because during a tantrum she’s really gonna one, stop and listen to what I’m saying, and two, give me some kind of an answer.
Then there is the tried and true, #babybigtruck do you have poop in your butt? This is usually followed by a solid NO! which always leads me to saying, No?!? Then why do you stink? Every mom knows the ripe smell of their kids poopy diaper so why we ask this is beyond me but I do it every time Without fail!
Then there is #babybigtruck is it ok if Daddy puts you to bed tonight? Which again is usually followed by a stern NO! Which my answer to that is typically No? Well I’m sorry babe but daddy is gonna put you to bed tonight. Que the hysterics, No no mama, NOOOO NOOOOO! Yes babe yes he is!
Some mornings I find #babybigtruck yapping away on her play phone so one day I asked #babybigtruck who in the world are you talking to at 6am? PAPA! Because who else would it be? That girl is all about her Papa.
My daughter has hands that wonder and they without fail always wonder their way into my shirt which is when I find myself saying get your hands out of my shirt! She finds this rather funny and continues to shove her little hands in my shirt and then finds her way into my bra which inevitably leads to get your hands out of my shirt and stop pinching my boobs! Thankfully she usually reserves these antics for the comfort of our own home thank.