Comments from Mike during The Bachelor

The Bachelor

I love the show. The drama makes me laugh. Although I do wish nothing but the best for the final woman standing.

I typically try to watch it alone but every now and then Mike will watch it with me. Today I had the pleasure of watching Monday nights episode with Mike and his comments did not disappoint. Some of his comments during the introductions that made me laugh for your entertainment…

Alexis from Jersey…

She came out of the limo in a “dolphin” costume. Well that was the debate of the night was it a dolphin or a shark. As the girls in the house were going on and on about it Mike said “Dude she’s from Jersey she will kick your a$$.”

Corrine from FL…

As Corrine got out of the limo they played super dramatic happy music and Mike said “That’s the one you can tell by the music.” Can you tell he has watched this with me before?

Danielle from TN…

As she got outta the limo she had a bottle of maple syrup with her and Mike said “Damn if that was moonshine I would say she’s a keeper!” I said “I didn’t give you anything on our first date.” He said “Yes you did.” I said “What?” He said “An erection.” I literally busted out laughing. Then he continued to say that “Nick was thinking about taking maple syrup shots off her body. He’s a dude you know he was.”

Vanessa from Canada…

She goes off speaking in French and Mike says “Translation I want to bang the hell outta you.” Even though that was the farthest from the truth.

There were other comments but these are the ones that really made me laugh…

  Hugs, Nikki

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    • avatar
      Nikki says:
      January 4, 2017

      Right?!?!

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      Nikki says:
      January 4, 2017

      I was dying as I was watching it with him!

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      Nikki says:
      January 11, 2017

      Oh yeah he loves it…..hahahaha not so much but he is a sport when I have it on. LOL!

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    January 10, 2017

    HAHAHA! This is so so funny! I haven’t watched it at all in years (since Ben’s season) but this is making me feel like I’m missing out.

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      Nikki says:
      January 11, 2017

      It’s a drug I am sure of it because I never watched it until I think it was Jason Mesnicks season and now I am addicted lol!

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